Fuck alright I really want to see AJJ tonight in San Diego but I can’t drive cause my registration expired two months ago and I have an extra ticket cause one of the two friends that was coming dropped out and I never thought it would be so hard to get a ride to somewhere just three hours away when the payment is an AJJ concert like for real
waiter: ready for the check?
customer: as a male feminist who loves eating pussy, yes that would be great
batman: come over
me: i’m busy
batman: my parents aren’t home